1.09.09- You
would think after a year and a half hiatus some things would change. Not quite. After sitting here for over two hours doing
absolutely nothing due to a near dead economy, I began contemplating ending my year and a half strike. So, as soon as I began
writing, someone walked in. Then another one walked in. Then a third one pulled up in a car and sat outside. When number one
got done, the third one got out of his car but didn't realize number two was next. The third one sat down for a few minutes
and then got up and left. Hopefully he's on his way to Wally World to buy a cheap home clipper set so his wife can experiment
on his head.
People that don't have time to wait here shouldn't be coming here in the first place. This is why they have
malls - for people like that. They want a good haircut but don't want to wait. This is the kind of person that'll ask something
dumb like, "Can you cut hair like mine?" I ask them, "Is it real?"
Did you know that you can talk without air? Try it. This man
who never tips came in that has this big hole in his throat that he breathes through. He talks without the use of air. With
a rasp that sounded robotic, he glaringly exclaimed, "Do a better job this time! My wife had to shave my neck last time!"
I sheepishly asked him with raised eyebrows, "Did you give her a tip?"
1.16.09- The
news is reporting about the emergency landing of a plane in the Hudson River yesterday afternoon. A flock of geese allegedly
flew into the plane, according to witnesses. I suppose the idea of the plane flying into the flock of geese would NOT be realistic.
The hosts began releasing statistics of the number of Americans that have a fear of flying. Supposedly,
fifty percent of them have a fear of flying. There's no way to prove or disprove such statements.
I don't
have a fear of flying. As a matter of fact, I love flying. However, I do have a fear of crash landing. I wonder what
percentage of Americans would also agree?
The End?
