I hope the name doesn't scare you away. I wanted something that would grab peoples' attention and
The Captain's Log was already taken by a guy named Kirk. Besides, you can find "The Captain's Log" everywhere, but there's
only one Captain's Urinal (journal).
Some of you have been after me for a long time to write about my everyday experiences. So, I've decided
to take you up on it. This is where you can experience the fun of life and see why it's really not so bad to be in this mixed
up place called Earth.
If you were invited to this place by me, it's because you have made an impression
on me somewhere along the line and I wanted to return the favor. If you were invited here by someone else, they probably wanted
to really mess up your head by showing you this place.
The following events are true. The names have been changed for obvious reasons. Any similarity to
anyone is completely intentional and is no mere coincidence.
Nemo